(Source: chloeguinan, via starrynightskai)
It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a conjoined twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun fetish.
holy shit omg
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via thewittiest)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via douchestin)